My birthday is Monday the 31st of March and me wife bought me something very special for me birthday you see. She gots me the bestest box sets a fella could ave ya know? Yea ya herd me! That's right! She got me da Warner Brother's Gangsta collections! Yep all three volumes for me pure enjoyment. They ain't nottin' as good as Cagney, Bogart, and Edward G. ya hear? Take a gander at these here mugs you dirty rats!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEVIN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! AND MANY MORE!!!
Kevin (the mug)