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Lady Luna Sees All!

Posted on July 11, 2009 at 9:30pm 0 Comments

By dawn the dogs had been called off. I came out of the brush covered in mud. It had rained all night and all I had done was run and crawl through godforsaken sewage until the only scent the dogs could get was that of the surrounding mud and filth. There was no point in the deputies dragging the tired K-9's through any more torture than they had already endured. Standing on a bluff overlooking the highway, smog rising across the river over the low-lying buildings of the big city. If I could get… Continue

All Media Is Fiction

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 5:42pm 5 Comments

All media is fiction. Everything you see, hear and read, in print and on any screen anywhere is a fabrication that has been altered, edited, censored, and pointed towards a preconceived agenda. It is not true, it is not real, is not the whole story by any stretch of the imagination—which it is, but it’s not really anyone’s imagination either.

It is a corporate product; a mind game conceived of by faceless committees meant to dupe anyone within view or earshot into complacent… Continue

Turned Off

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 5:39pm 2 Comments

I live entirely isolated from society, in exile from NYC in the suburbs of New Jersey. My life is solely devoted to my cats, pulp fiction, film noir and pre-code aesthetics. I firmly believe that the most beautiful women are in b/w and I utterly loathe contemporary Hollywood, advertising and the media in general. My work is ultraviolent and fueled by contempt.

Apostles With Dirty Faces

Posted on July 1, 2009 at 5:30pm 1 Comment

In the beginning, my Old Man’s operation was strictly penny-ante. Most times his boys didn’t risk showing their faces for fear of getting in too deep.

So the Old Man decided it was time to spread out, saying, “Let’s light a fire under this dump,” and the fire was lit.

His boys did such a good job building the organization that he was able to divide the eastside from the west.

On the eastside lived the swells while the west was left to lowlifes and dropouts. The two sides were… Continue

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What are your favorite movies?
Double Indemnity, The Wild Bunch, Detour, The Maltese Falcon, The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers, Horse Feathers, Duck Soup, anything pre-code, Gold Diggers Of 1933, 42nd Street, Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia, The Bad Seed, Little Caesar, The Public Enemy, Angels With Dirty Faces, Scarface, The Roaring Twenties, All About Eve, Red Dust, Sunset Boulevard, Taxi Driver, Dirty Harry, A Clockwork Orange
Who are your favorite stars?
James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart, Edward G. Robinson, Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyck, Anne Dvorak, Ginger Rogers, Jean Harlow, Clint Eastwood, Orson Welles, Joseph Cotton, Warren William, Allen Jenkins, Ida Lupino, Judy Garland, Susan Hayward, Claire Trevor, Dick Powell, Una Mirkel, Doris Day, Ann Sheridan, Thelma Todd, Priscilla Lane, Lionel Barrymore
Who are your favorite directors?
Sam Peckinpah, Orson Welles, Ida Lupino
About Me: Tell us about yourself/or your love for classic movies
I am a decadent poet, nihilist philosopher and pulp fiction author. I was born and raised in New York City on the Upper East Side, moved to the East Village as an abstract painter and performance artist.
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Anita Page

"If she wore that to the Interview, I'll bet she was hired on the spot!"
Feb 25, 2012
Johnny Noir commented on Abdullah aka Chuck's group Hollywood Super-Heroes
"Even as a kid I preferred vintage Golden Age comics to anything contemporary. Though I like contemporary comic art and have had a few friends working in the industry as writers or artists. I'll still take pre-Seduction of the Innocent stuff…"
Jul 3, 2011
Johnny Noir commented on Abdullah aka Chuck's group Hollywood Super-Heroes
"Will Superman find bin Laden? Will The Avengers take out qaddaffi? I don't think so. Will Batman scare Sarah Palin into a permanent aphasic coma? Doubtful. Besides, the DC characters are around 70 years old and the Marvel ones are…"
Mar 7, 2011
Johnny Noir commented on Abdullah aka Chuck's group Hollywood Super-Heroes
"Aren't people getting a little tired of infantile costumed neurotics in the hands of pretentious, unimaginative directors that are completely irrelevant to any actual circunstance in the real world?"
Mar 7, 2011
Johnny Noir commented on Abdullah aka Chuck's group Hollywood Super-Heroes
"The Green Hornet is the thinking man's hero, and while you're thinking Kato kicks your ass. Nice."
Jan 28, 2011
Johnny Noir commented on Abdullah aka Chuck's group Hollywood Super-Heroes
"What I love about the Green Hornet is that since he is virtually one of the first truly popular mystery men in terms of mass media he isn't so closely associated with his original creator and can be done again and again anad again with…"
Jan 26, 2011
Johnny Noir commented on Abdullah aka Chuck's group Hollywood Super-Heroes
"A short, fat Jewish guy is not the Green Hornet. So I'm still waiting for the real Green Hornet movie."
Jan 21, 2011
Johnny Noir replied to diane's discussion WARREN WILLIAM - WHERE WOULD PRE-CODES BE WITHOUT HIM? in the group PRE CODE CUTIES
"His Perry Mason makes you forget Raymond Burr's TV version altogether."
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At 2:02pm on February 15, 2010, Mike Duffy said…
Nice pics of Noel Francis.
At 9:45pm on November 21, 2009, Mike Duffy said…
Very good pics Johnny, of Shirley Jones.
At 8:48am on November 11, 2009, MothGirl Wings said…

Thanks for joining The Great Profile Group! =)
At 1:56am on November 9, 2009, MothGirl Wings said…

Hello hello - you have great taste and an awesome user name too!
At 3:11am on November 8, 2009, Extranuance said…
Lovely to meet you. Greta and I are thrilled.

At 4:57pm on September 23, 2009, Christopher said…

All the best Amigo!!
At 9:09pm on September 22, 2009, Abdullah aka Chuck said…

Hope you have a great birthday!!
At 5:19pm on July 3, 2009, eric said…
Ella Raines is one of my favorite actress. A very beautiful woman.
At 11:27am on July 1, 2009, Abdullah aka Chuck said…
It was a cold and rainy night, as the staccato of the windshield wipers kept the obscured vision on the signpost up ahead from my consciousness. At my sight grew closer the sign read: Welcome to the GAOH, Johnny Noir!! We hope you have decadent and nihilistic fun here!!


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